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There’s a second performance tomorrow (25 January) at 7.30pm.<\/p>\n
This is one of three fringe-adjacent shows at the Junction today, playing along with La Lezione di Teatro | The Acting Class<\/strong><\/a> and Fly, You Fools!<\/a><\/strong> as part of Quoz Arts Fest<\/strong> \u2013 so you\u2019ll have to buy a ticket to get into the festival (one day pass AED 100, two-day pass AED 200) as well as a ticket for the show. And the AED 120 price below is for a single performance; you can buy a two-show one-day pass for AED 199 and a three-show one-day pass for AED 299.<\/p>","excerpt":"","slug":"hold-on-to-your-butts","image":false,"all_day":false,"start_date":"2026-01-24 15:00:00","start_date_details":{"year":"2026","month":"01","day":"24","hour":"15","minutes":"00","seconds":"00"},"end_date":"2026-01-24 16:00:00","end_date_details":{"year":"2026","month":"01","day":"24","hour":"16","minutes":"00","seconds":"00"},"utc_start_date":"2026-01-24 11:00:00","utc_start_date_details":{"year":"2026","month":"01","day":"24","hour":"11","minutes":"00","seconds":"00"},"utc_end_date":"2026-01-24 12:00:00","utc_end_date_details":{"year":"2026","month":"01","day":"24","hour":"12","minutes":"00","seconds":"00"},"timezone":"Asia\/Dubai","timezone_abbr":"+04","cost":"AED 120","cost_details":{"currency_symbol":"AED ","currency_code":"AED","currency_position":"prefix","values":["120"]},"website":"tinyurl.com\/24wemyrp","show_map":false,"show_map_link":true,"hide_from_listings":false,"sticky":false,"featured":false,"categories":[{"name":"Theatre","slug":"theatre","term_group":0,"term_taxonomy_id":55,"taxonomy":"tribe_events_cat","description":"","parent":0,"count":237,"filter":"raw","id":55,"urls":{"self":"https:\/\/magpie.ae\/staging4\/wp-json\/tribe\/events\/v1\/categories\/55","collection":"https:\/\/magpie.ae\/staging4\/wp-json\/tribe\/events\/v1\/categories"}}],"tags":[],"venue":{"id":4910,"author":"1","status":"publish","date":"2016-06-23 12:50:29","date_utc":"2016-06-23 08:50:29","modified":"2021-05-18 18:14:35","modified_utc":"2021-05-18 14:14:35","url":"https:\/\/magpie.ae\/staging4\/venue\/the-junction\/","venue":"The Junction","slug":"the-junction","address":"Unit H72, Alserkal Avenue","city":"Dubai","country":"United Arab Emirates","phone":"04 338 8525","website":"http:\/\/www.thejunctiondubai.com\/","json_ld":{"@type":"Place","name":"The Junction","description":"","url":"","address":{"@type":"PostalAddress","streetAddress":"Unit H72, Alserkal Avenue","addressLocality":"Dubai","addressCountry":"United Arab Emirates"},"telephone":"04 338 8525","sameAs":"http:\/\/www.thejunctiondubai.com\/"},"show_map":true,"show_map_link":true,"global_id":"magpie.ae\/staging4?id=4910","global_id_lineage":["magpie.ae\/staging4?id=4910"]},"organizer":[],"custom_fields":[],"json_ld":{"@context":"http:\/\/schema.org","@type":"Event","name":"Hold On To Your Butts","description":"<p>Two blokes and a Foley artist deliver a high-energy shot-for-shot parody of the iconic 90s film Jurassic Park, playing all the key characters (including most of the dinosaurs). Token low-budget costumes combined with the actors\u2019 slick physicality, vocal creativity and <a class="mh-excerpt-more" href="https:\/\/magpie.ae\/staging4\/event\/hold-on-to-your-butts\/" title="Hold On To Your Butts"> [... more]<\/a><\/p>\\n","url":"https:\/\/magpie.ae\/staging4\/event\/hold-on-to-your-butts\/","eventAttendanceMode":"https:\/\/schema.org\/OfflineEventAttendanceMode","eventStatus":"https:\/\/schema.org\/EventScheduled","startDate":"2026-01-24T15:00:00+04:00","endDate":"2026-01-24T16:00:00+04:00","location":{"@type":"Place","name":"The Junction","description":"","url":"","address":{"@type":"PostalAddress","streetAddress":"Unit H72, Alserkal Avenue","addressLocality":"Dubai","addressCountry":"United Arab Emirates"},"telephone":"04 338 8525","sameAs":"http:\/\/www.thejunctiondubai.com\/"},"offers":{"@type":"Offer","price":"120","priceCurrency":"AED","url":"https:\/\/magpie.ae\/staging4\/event\/hold-on-to-your-butts\/","category":"primary","availability":"inStock","validFrom":"2026-01-12T00:00:00+00:00"},"performer":"Organization"}}